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- “Dear Babs, I brought my children up in Denmark, and now they are racists mofos….maybe it is my fault, but it’s sure got a lot to do with the Dannish too!”
- “Dear Babs, my Danish inlaws are leeching the fucking life out of my family….” type of pitiful emails of which I get many.
- Letter of the month: “Dear Babs, I used to live in Denmark, but now I am in a better place.”
- They still haven’t found…what they were looking for.
- A nice day for Denmark.
- V is for Wicktory.
- Denmark’s cheerleaders behaving in a misguided way.
- About the Responsibility of Immigrants.
- 40 good and bad things about Denmark
- ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULD HAVE STATUS IN DENMARK
ARCHIVES
(DESPITE THE DANNISH) STYLE HAPPENING IN DENMARK
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
DANNISH ABROAD
Denish Questioning Denishness
- 'THE DANISH DISEASE' – Brun and Hersh.
- "FIVE WAYS TO RID DENMARK OF EXPATS"
- An article (in English) about the DFP by Kasper Olsen.
- DANISH BLOG POST ON 'BRAVE NEW DENMARK'
- DANISH BLOGGER IN AFRICA
- ezekial
- Freedom of speech.
- FRIGG
- He's called Fogtdal.
- OHDENMARK!
- PETER ANDREAS
- VERY VERY FUNNY PIECE ABOUT DENMARK.
DENMARK IS NUMBER ONE
DINNERS/PETS/KIDS/LANDSCAPES/PICS/PICS OF STREETS + FLOWERS + PLATES OF FOOD
FEATURED
- 'MAKING DENMARK THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE AND WORK' not a good place, but the best place.
- "we should immediately stop all immigration of people from Muslim countries to Europe."
- Corey Morris, speaking Dannish for his wife.
- Denmark's competitiveness reaching critical limits
- Do you find Denmark xenophobic?
- I feel like Denmark has its priorities in order (I also read about their health care and education systems- so great!) and, as someone from the messy United States, who can blame me for wanting to live there, honestly?
- Maltreatment of Somali Refugees in Denmark.
- My boyfriend wants me to move to Denmark, but I am a bit worried about the negativity.
- Our government might don't like you, but what the hell.
- SCREW AMERICA – I WANT TO MOVE TO DENMARK – IT SOUNDS AWESOME!!!!!!
GET WITH THE DANNISH! IT'S INTEGRATION TIME!
HOMING INSTINCT - DANES WHO COME BACK
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE: WORDS BY FOREIGNERS IN DENMARK
- 'WARNING:DON'T COME TO DENMARK'
- A PIG CALLED LIYUAN
- A Scandinavian Sojourn
- ADVENTURES AND JAPES
- AIMACHE
- ALTERED SKY I
- ALTERED SKY II
- AN ANGLO SCOT IN DENMARK
- ARCHAEOGODDESS
- BETWEEN MALAYSIA + DK
- BIKING IN HEELS
- BLACK GIRL ON MARS
- CAJUN KELLI
- CPH FOLLIES
- CROSSING OVER
- Danes are Danish By Lesley-Ann Brown.
- DIANE IN DENMARK
- ELDER SWEETBUNS
- EVE RECINELLA
- EYES WIDE OPEN
- hinrichs family
- I WANDER IN DENMARK
- I'm an Indonesian woman, living in Denmark.
- IN THE NORTH
- JUNE
- Kung
- LAURA STADLER
- LUCY'S YEAR IN DENMARK
- mary ann
- MELODY
- NOHA ABD ELMOBDY
- OVER THE SKIES AND SEA
- PATCHWORK OBSERVATIONS
- PiNG
- PODOLIN
- RACHEL MEE CHAPMAN
- Ramblings from Denmark
- Rottin in Denmark.
- SAGE AND SIMPLE
- Shahar Silbershatz
- SHARMI ALBRECHTSEN
- SIOBHAN IN SCANDINAVIA
- Sligo Girl to DK
- SQUARE PEG
- STEPHANIE
- THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DANE
- TSCHITSCHI BLOG
- Where Donuts Have No Holes.
- wild sleep
MISC.
- “Look at what’s happened in Germany’s neighbours, in the Netherlands, in Sweden, in DENMARK, in all these countries, right-wing protest parties have sprung up, making it really difficult to form a stable government. That’s exactly what we want to
- Ghana born starlet snubbed Denmark
- thinking with my fingers
mORE LINks
MR AGGER
NEWBIES
NEWS
PASSING THROUGH
PEOPLEOFDENMARK (SEE ALSO: PEOPLEOFWALMART.COM)
PHONEY HELP
- 'LIFE IN DENMARK'
- 'NEW IN DENMARK' PORTAL
- 8 reasons why God hates Denmark (apparently)
- Danish People as an ethnic group.
- FYI DENMARK blog
- PEOPLE WHO HATES WHINING/BITCHING ON THE INTERNET.
- She Loves her 'Danish Husband'.
- The International Couples List – Danish+Whatever
- THIS IS DENMARK
- YAYDENMARK: YES IT IS REAL, AND APPARENTLY HAS A WEBSITE.
READING MATERIAL
- 'A DANNISH PRESCHOOL INTEGRATION PLAN'
- 'Danes are happy due to low expectations' -NYTIMES.
- 'DANES ARE LIKE THAT'
- 'DANISH CHILDREN AS CITIZENS'
- 'Perplexing Danes' by Annuca
- 'THE DANISH DISEASE' – Brun and Hersh.
- 'SpeakDanish' course blog.
- A Jail and Hospital Experience in 1990's Denmark.
- About 'From Thailand and Thy'
- AFTER AFRICA
- AIMACHE
- ALEXANDRU BLOG ON DENMARK
- Amir Rashid joined the Danish policeforce.
- Amulya Amalladi Interview
- Between Suppression and Independence. Transnational Prostitution of Black Women in Denmark
- Blah blah blah – muslims taking over the world – Blah blah blah.
- BLOG AT EXPATINDENMARK.COM
- Curious Capitalist – should Danes lower taxes?
- Cycling as Integration.
- Danes are Danish By Lesley-Ann Brown.
- Danes v Swedes
- DANISH BLOG POST ON 'BRAVE NEW DENMARK'
- Danish People by Ms Britt Koch Franczek-Pedersen
- DENMARK IS NUMBER ONE.
- DINNER WITH THE DANES
- Eames on differences between Danish and Swedish..
- Get Lost in Denmark
- GREG MCQUEEN
- Has Denmark solved the problem of expat integration?
- Huffington Post: Lonely Danes and Thai Brides.
- KATIA ON DENMARK: WHAT SHE FOUND AND DIDN'T FIND
- Morons Guide to Denmark
- MYDENMARKTV
- Prince Frederik – once DK's biggest manslut?
- Re: Planting a business flag: Denmark is not worthy.
- ritzklaus troforbi
- VERY VERY FUNNY PIECE ABOUT DENMARK.
- We who loved Denmark: Bjørn Stærk
- WHY DANES ARE SMUG
SURVIVORS - those who got out and lived to tell the tale.
They lived to tell the Tale About Denmark...
- 'SpeakDanish' course blog.
- AIMACHE
- biking with vikings
- Get Lost in Denmark
- Impressions of Denmark.
- Next Stop Seattle
- oblaks
- RILEY
- ROAMING ROMENESKO
- stacey
- The International Couples List – Danish+Whatever
- these choices – DK to US again
- why tolstoy doesn't fit healthcare by Jennifer Zelmer.
- Working Conditions for Polish Workers in Denmark
UG UG UG
Useful links for time in DK
- 'DENMARK.NET'
- 'SpeakDanish' course blog.
- AIMACHE
- Coming to Copenhagen
- Expat Exchange Denmark Network Forum
- EXPAT WOMEN IN DENMARK
- FACTSHEET ABOUT REFUGEES AND 'OTHER FOREIGNERS'.
- Filipina women rank high in Danish abortion statistics often due to abuse by Danish men.
- http://bornibyen.dk/
- http://www.internationalcommunity.dk/
- http://www.sjovforborn.dk/
- Interviews with expats living in Denmark.
- mydenmarktv for those who want to take it…seriously ;)
- POLITIKEN NEWS IN ENGRISH
- UNHCR COMMENTS ON DENMARK.
WHAT WE THINK ABOUT OPRAH ON DENMARK
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF DENMARK?
WTF???
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN IN DENMARK TOO LONG WHEN...
- andersandersen is also talking about how you know when you have been in Denmark too long when..
- Danish Bloggers are blogging about how you know when you have been in Denmark too long when..
- Danskiphiles are 'fighting' Islam and the 'left wing'
- Friends of Colombia in DK are posting pages about how you know you've been in Denmark too long when..
- Icelandic bloggers are talking about how you know you have been in Denmark too long when…
- people make an entire facebook group about how you know you've been in Denmark too long when…
- someone who can sure appreciate how Princess Mary must be feeling is posting on a forum about how you know you have been in Denmark too long when you…
- someone who will never forget the friends U make while studying is blogging about how you know you've been in Denmark too long when..
- when an expat who is not sure he believes all these things is posting how you know you have been in Denmark too long when..
- when Jyllands Posten is publishing about how you know you have been in Denmark too long when you…
- when someone who thinks Denmark sucks is writing about how you know you've been in Denmark too long when you…
- You know you have been in Denmark too long when DR is publishing lists about how you know when you have been in Denmark too long..
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omg this is awesome.
I am confused, is this the Danish sense of humor????
I am ordering several. Perfect for stocking fillers. Can I ask who is profiting from this though? I only give to good causes.
All proceeds go to Cafe Press, as I signed a waiver to my 10% commission fees in the interests of helping to support Cafe Press and all the good work Cafe Press does.
Please can we have a hoodie that says: Danmark, we bury our telephone wire, unlike in the USA?
My wife and I would purchase such hoodies.
Tak.
I’m sorry, but I don’t understand your point. Are you saying it is good or bad that telephone wires are buried in Denmark?
Please can I have a hoodie that says: Danmark, we’re allowed to fuck animals?
Det må vi godt.
Consult Joan Ørting on the matter, she really has her finger on the pulse.
Since I’ve never had one before, this seems to be the right time!
Or maybe I’ll have to leave?
Anyway, don’t need to consult psychologists for having a good laugh!
I’m gonna get me one of them aprons!