I have started deleting comments from self professed Danshish or Danskied with tails and forked tongues who hiss and spit and seem to be rather more angry than a blog of this tragi-comic merit deserves.
So in an effort to help, I will now begin a new series entitled: Teaching the Danshish. I will use simple pictograms or youtube and keep my words to an absolute minimum.
Today, I teaching the Danshish about PARODY. Using youtube Shakira.
See? Now do you get it? Next week: Teaching the Danshish: ‘Police Violence’ (using youtube and Celine Dion).
Earlier today, Danish journalists approached Obama’s aides to ask if it was possible to film a segment showing Obama’s reactions to “seeing snow for the first time in his life”.
The journalists were immediately clubbed to the ground and beaten to an unrecognizable pulp by Obama’s aides, a passing cleaning lady, President Mugabwe and a partridge in a pear tree.
Speaking later through a special device that allows people only slightly above being in a vegetative state to communicate with the world (copyright Lego) one of the journalists gave the following statement:
“We don’t know what went wrong. One minute we were asking if we could film Obama enjoying his first ever sighting of snow, and the next we were being beaten to an unrecognizable pulp. This just isn’t democratic, and one might wonder, what has happened to free speech?”
A spokesperson for the Danish Journalism Association gave the following statement (translated from DanishEnglish into English by googletranslate) : “For the following 24 hours we are going to suspend any more filming of people from the poor lands who are in Denmark for COP15 and enjoying seeing snow for the first time ever.”
A 24 year old student from one of the poor lands making all the trouble, who doesnt want to be named for fear of reprisal, gave the following statement: “I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I have been filmed twice this week by two seperate Danish news teams seeing snow for the first time in my life. It is incredible. I have only ever seen snow on TV before, and I imagined it to have the texture of cotton wool. But it is in fact, cold and wet! Thankyou Denmark, thankyou for snow.”
