ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULD HAVE STATUS IN DENMARK

Waivers:

a) I don’t want to talk about it.

b)I am not uploading this so that the foreigners in DK who do not belong on any “concession chart” can mail an unsigned elucidation that announces something in the neighborhood of: “Look Honky,  I warned you that by virtue of your North American citizenship you are clueless about what it is like to be a bona fide migrant!!!!”

c) I am not uploading this to dispense pabulum for those web logs that never cease to utilize me and what they ascribe to as my way of looking at Denmark to be more negative than it actually is as the destination for their umbrage;

d) I am not uploading this to announce that I am in ANY sort OF way IN support of A SINGLE word THAT is ISSUED from THE voiceparts OF soren PIND…

etc.

Coming soon:  Am I a Danewife? QUIZ.

4 Responses to ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULD HAVE STATUS IN DENMARK

  1. Touche. Stupid thing won’t allow me to insert an accent. Do you know how to get an acute accent on a Danish keyboard? I KNOW that the Danish language uses them. Grrr!! Ok.. never mind.. figure it out. Touché!!

  2. Interesting that you publish comments after laying down those groundrules. You don’t have an … agenda… here do you?
    I mean… you aren’t trying to get nasty horrible people to comment on your ickle wittle bloggy so your super friends can tell you how acidic the trolls are and how right you always are?
    That wouldn’t be your ulterior motive, right?

    • Oh I just knew you’d pick up on that one. If ‘you’ is who you really say ‘you’ are.

      FYI, This blog is written for my veterinarian, a man down the road called Jens, my high school gym teacher, a person I met on facebook who has the same name as me and the Chinese guy I always pass on my way to the gym on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

      Where did you get the idea you were supposed to be reading this?????

      AND just TO be CLEAR, I do NOT support GOVERMENT policy OPENLY but I do ON the quiet and IN every THING i SAY AND do.

      AND THAT’S A FACT!!!

      DENMARK – 5, USA -0.

  3. Youse all got the wrong recipe for unadulterated nirvana, it’s all about making desserts, alternatively known as ‘contact through puddings’, although I’d steer clear of patting alien dogs…

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