Denmark has removed marmite from it’s shelves, so I am forced to come out of hibernation and write one more post. I recieved a letter:
“Dear XXX-XXXX,
Denmark removing Marmite from it’s shelves is the last straw for me. I am leaving this godforsaken place of idiots and nothingness. I just wanted you to know I am leaving, and that I am not the only one. I know of two other families who are leaving who cite Søren Pind’s horribleness, the culture at large and the Marmite thing as the last straw. Good bye Denmark! You cucking waste of space! Goodbye!
Oh and by the way, you still owe me that 400 kroner, which I knew you had no intention of paying me back. Let’s just call it quits and say I take it as payment for that fantastic b*** j** you gave me in the toilets at Noma. My lord, all those years in the convent didn’t seem to hold you back did they?
Lots of love
PXXXX YXXXX”
To which I can only say, PXXXX, you are welcome, but I think you are mistaken about who you went into the toilets with, but I’ll take the debt as canceled anyway.
Oh Denmark, you sad little place, going nowhere, doing nothing but nothing.
OMG, you still have the power!!!
LMAO
xx